What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:37

What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Live and Let Die

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

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Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

From Russia With Love

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-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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